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The New Gender Studies

We would basically teach college kids that women are the cart and men are the horse. It would be glorious. We would teach them that women are hypergamous and men are hypogamous. Imagine a professor up in front of the auditorium saying, "Alright! So you meet a guy, and he doesn't have a nice car! So do you want to date him? No! You don't! Why not? Because! Women are hypergamous! Write that down. It will be on the test!".

Then, he would say, "Men! Expect to be sexually rejected at a rate ten times higher than the average woman! Is this unfair? Yes! Life's unfair! And yes! You have good reason to resent women for this! But you have to just suck it up and take it with a smile! Okay?".

Then he would say, "Ladies! You won't buy men for sex. Not even for five cents! Why not? Because! The male body is worth zero dollars to you as a sexual commodity! In fact, it's worth less than zero dollars in that you expect men to pay you!"

And then he would say, "Hypothetical situation! You're courting for marriage . . . And the man has no job! What do you do? You dump him! Why? Because that's how women are!".

And then he would say, "Moving on now, to false rape allegations! Okay! Do women make them? Yes! They do! And more often than they want to admit! Now, let's talk about The gender empathy gap! It's very real! If you cry, as a man, people will call you a poor sport! A sore loser! You lost, Jack! Get over it! Better luck next time! No use crying over spilt milk! As for the women? Crying helps them to get ahead!"

He would then go on to say, "Ladies! Men will always love your bodies more than your minds and definitely more than anything you have to say! Don't even try to deny this! Men love women, not for what they have to say, but in spite of what they have to say! Get used to it! You could all stop talking, entirely, forever, and men wouldn't even mind! In fact, it would probably be better for everyone!".

And then he would move on to religion. . . "God is a man! Why isn't God a woman? Because! When we make God a woman, it goes to women's heads, and they become evil manipulative cunts! So we basically had to demoralize women by telling them God is male, just to bring their pathological narcissism down to barely tolerable! And even this didn't work very well, but it was a slight improvement, so we stuck with it for a long time! If you think women are a pain now, wait until they believe God is a woman!".

Then he moves on to abortion . . . "Abortion! Is it murder? Yes! Why do we allow women to do it? Because men care more about sex than men care about ethics! So men will basically let women crucify children in hope of getting laid. And if you're chasing hippy chicks, then that's your shtick if you are trying to avoid offending them in hope of earning mating rights!"

If only we could take over gender studies and rewrite the entire program.

What else would the prof say? Leave a comment.